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The Peabody House was a fantastic place to stay. We loved the history of the place and staying in such an old building was novel. The house was clean and had very cute decor. The bed was really comfy and the heat worked really well even though there is no heating on the second floor.
The kitchen had everything we needed to cook full meals. The wifi was super fast as well! The town of Pittsford was a great location since it has rec trails and is so close to Rutland and the green mountains.
We were able to get to all of our destinations within 30 minutes. I would definitely stay here again since it was such a good deal! We didnt actually meet during our stay our choice which suited us perfectly but I am sure you can head over and chat as much as you desire. My sister and I enjoyed our stay. The house was just as described - a delightful, cozy house, simply decorated, well equipped and very clean.
Would certainly stay again. Thank you Liz and Jim. Liz and Jim are very good hosts. The apartment is very spacious. Jim was very kind to show us their farm on the last day.
We enjoyed the tour. The old tube style radio offered a step back in time and worked well. Please note that this place does not have a TV but the WiFi works well.
The hosts are very pleasant and helpful. We would gladly stay again if we are in the area. Very welcoming, comfortable, cute house. Hosts are very friendly and let the kids learn about sheep adjacent sheep farm. They even gave use fresh eggs every day. We loved our stay at your beautiful rustic home! It was very cozy and everything was clean and orderly. Also, what a wonderful surprise it was to find fresh eggs from their chickens in the refrigerator upon arriving!
They made it easy if we had any questions and it was a pleasure to meet them and walk around the farm. Such a beautiful place! The house was well supplied and very cozy! Wr really enjoyed your home. Such a peaceful location and would love to come visit when there's snow.
Thanks for your hospitality! Our family spent 1 night in Killington to attend the Vermont State Fair and the Demolition Derby and we had the opportunity to stay in this fab cabin in the wood. The communication has been always perfect, instructions clear and the cabin is so cozy!
Thanks Dave for hosting us! Vermont in autumn is breathtaking and this cabin brings the atmosphere inside too. It was charming, comfortable, sleeps people comfortably and for skiers, very close to lifts. Large decks on front and back to enjoy the scenery. We will definitely recommend to friends and return here ourselves. Big enough for 2 families. Rooms weren't too big but comfortable.
The beds were amazing! Location is great, its semi secluded but within a 5 minute drive you can get to multiple restaurants and a small convenience store with beer and wine.
Hot tub was great. Enjoyed our time at Dave's place. Wonderful place to stay to be close to area activities, while being providing the feeling to being away from the business. Well stocked to manage cooking detail. Comfortable setting with cozy options, hot tub outdoor fire pit and more. Lots of good sleeping areas that are comfortable. Dave is an incredible host; he knows the area well, and he's available if you need him though the listing says it's a real estate company, it's Dave's company, so you're not going to be dealing with some number if you have any issues.
The cabin has just about everything you need for your stay, including some spices and staples in the pantry, plenty of extra paper products, and even a turbo boot dryer! The wood stove is also amazing—we never even used the furnace while we were there. And the location couldn't be more convenient; it's tucked away just a stone's throw from the access road, two minutes away from the Foundry, Killington Market, and Lookout.
It took about 6 minutes to drive to K-1 lodge. Overall, this was my favorite place I've stayed in Killington, and I'm sure we'll be back again. Had an amazing time! The place had more than enough room and everything that we needed to prepare our family dinner that we planned, only thing is we wish we had more time to enjoy the place. First, understand that with this place you are paying for the location.
We could see the ski resort out the window. So if you want a place close to the mountain and aren't planning on spending a lot of time hanging out in the cabin, this is a good choice.
There were a lot of nice things about the cabin, the hot tub being one of them. Plus, before we arrived, Dave was very helpful and let us know about the Cyber Monday sale for Killington lift tickets.
For example, we paid extra for the linen service but all we got was one thin towel per person, and there were no hand towels in the kitchen or bathrooms. Plus, the entertainment system was wonky and would go black in the middle of a show. Another thing to consider is that despite having a lot of bedrooms, the living areas were pretty small for a group of adults.
Seems more like a place you might want to go with a bunch of friends in college. Bottom line - this is a good place if your top priority is being near the mountain, would be a good choice for a group of friends, and with a few small extra touches this place could be really great.
Stayed here after a day at Killington. Short drive and a very nice place. If we find ourselves back up this way to snowboard we will gladly stay here again. George and Cheryl's place was a great weekend getaway to enjoy some Killington skiing. The location was great and close to many of the restaurants in Rutland and a quick 20 minute drive to the mountain. The place was spacious, clean and provided everything you would need as far as amenities and local recommendations.
George and Cheryl's apartment was an ideal place to stay while visiting Vermont. They thought of everything to make our stay comfortable. It was safe, quiet, clean, and comfortable. We were even able to keep up with our favorite Netflix friends. George and Cheryl's place could only be described by one word, "WOW". Cheryl came out to greet us and had her famous warm cookie in the dinning room. This is a wonderful apartment, sparkling clean, lots of amenities, very convenient.
This was a great stop for my husband hiking the Long Trail and getting a good hot shower, laundry, and a good night's sleep. We would stay here again. George and Cheryl's place was perfect for my trip. I was in town to handle multiple projects and needed some place I could set up my laptop and work without feeling confined but also be able to get around town easily. It was remarkably clean and tidy my wife the germophobe would have been in heaven and the bed was very comfortable. Everything I needed was there the coffee in the tin was quite good!
Close enough to the center of town to make stopping out for a bite to eat very easy but not so close as to make noise an issue. Cheryl knew I was in town for a memorial service and took the time to print out an article about it in the local paper and leave it on the door for me - very thoughtful. First of all, Dave was a gracious and very responsive host! He answered any questions we had as a group and always responded right away.
Also, loved the fact he gave us suggestions for anything he thought we would might need as far as, taxis, restaurants, grocery stores etc! The place is amazing, it has plenty of room for a large number of guest and the amenities were bar none with the outdoor deck and hot tub! It is worst the money! Dave was an all around huge help when it came to planning our experience in Killington. He was super responsive, helpful and his home was just as expected. We had a wonderful time. We had a great time at Tanglewood Vista!
You know, I could watch that all day. Bradley attempts comic relief. Farrell looks into the bubbling pond that swallowed a crewman. Is he primordial soup yet? Karen Lamont gaze into each other's eyes. I know our affair wasn't set up in this film, but… let's be part of the Loose-End Festival anyhow. The Corpse Vanishes [ edit ] Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 3 short [ edit ] The Corpse Vanishes movie [ edit ] [After a bride "dies" at the altar, two men carry her out on a stretcher, still in her poofy wedding dress.
Oh, man, that's so sad — look, they're taking the cake back! Lorenz eagerly receives the white bundle in his hearse. Thank you, I love cake! I've got to go back here and talk to the Lion and the Witch. Lorenz prepares to inject his wife with a hypodermic needle. Now you might feel a little sting OK, a big sting. No one could hold a candle to him in this role.
Well, maybe they could douse him in something flammable and then hold a candle to him. Good thing about the movie: They were all so stupid , they tried to commit inconspicuous acts of murder on the most conspicuous day of a woman's life!
The Crawling Hand [ edit ] [In a diner, some kids are dancing around a jukebox. The owner of the diner walks up and turns it off. No dancing, not allowed. This is just like Footloose. No acting, not allowed. Unless they're on the menu. Is this From Here to Eternity?
No, it just seems like an eternity. And you're "not with it"? Did you hear anything The sound of one hand clapping? Not a solitary trace. Must be a talent meter. You're not supposed to do that That stirred up my RAMS real bad.
Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 5 short [ edit ] Robot Monster movie [ edit ] [Space-helmeted, ape-like alien Ro-Man makes his first viewscreen contact with the last human survivors. Due to an error in calculation, there are still a few of you left.
We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience it may have caused you. And now, of the two billion, there are six. Isn't it kind of weird? It's like, there's a guy in a gorilla suit, and there's— he's got a robot head, and inside he's got kind of a bunch of clay… I mean, I've seen Dali paintings that make more sense than this movie does. Yeah, but I think there's a fine line between surrealism and costume-shop closeouts.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is the destroyer of the universe. I rest my case. To think for yourself is to be like the hu-man! To laugh… feel… want… Why are these things not in The Plan?!
You are an extension of the Ro-Men, and a Ro-Man you will remain. Now I set you into motion. One — destroy the girl. Two — destroy the family. Fail, and I will destroy you. Uh, what's number three? Do I get a choice? Servo [as Great Guidance]: Do not violate ape law! I think you're just a big bully, picking on people smaller than you are! Now I will kill you.
The Slime People [ edit ] Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 6 short [ edit ] [Joel and the Bots watch exactly the same opening credits they've seen five times before.
It is sort of hypnotic, isn't it? The Slime People movie [ edit ] [After landing at a deserted L. Maybe I dialed wrong. Let me try again. Crow [as Answering Machine]: This is the human race. We're not in right now. Please speak clearly after the sound of the bomb. Genius waits for no one! But stupidity hammers on deserted buildings. I… I've never seen anything like it! Lookit — they're all on their way to a George Romero film festival! Yeah, you can usually find a blonde hair in a field of wheat.
Oh this is the future where they sold the Dodgers back to Brooklyn. Robot Holocaust [ edit ] Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 9 short [ edit ] Robot Holocaust movie [ edit ] [Valeria is torturing Jorn with some electrical device, but he refuses to talk.
You leave me no choice. Towque, you ah to leave the poweh station and intewcept the gwoup that appwoaches us. And, when you weach them, the fiwst thing you are to do… is kill the guwl. Do you unduhstand, old man? It's young girl I don't understand. Yuh doughter will be destwoyed. You will neveh see herw again! Now, do you wish to say anything? Do you know Elmer Fudd? Uh, what about Barbara Walters , or, uh, Truman Capote? A dagger is placed into the ground— Servo: A voice-over is placed into the script.
Oh, it's a spare! Moon Zero Two [ edit ] [Joel and the Bots enter the theater as the animated credits play. Really bad music already, this is great. Is this a Pink Panther movie?
Why would they use cartoons? Uh, so astronauts could understand them. He was supposed to meet me at the spaceport. He's probably waiting at Moon City. Mmm, that's what the man said. Don't you listen to what the man says. Yes, thees time, we can pay the bill, okay?! What nationality is he? Oh, no — the jazz combo was in there!! Hey, who's the guy in the cage?
Well, that's my brother-cousin. That's the problem with today's youth. This is how their image of prison is. Penny went up to the boss's house, and she's still there! And it doesn't take an hour and a half to sing a song.
That's the worst part about it — she… she dies in a strange place without friends or anybody, and nobody even knows her name. She shoulda died at Cheers — then everyone woulda known her name. Come on, boys, and carry my bananas! What in the world does that mean? I don't wanna know. The Black Scorpion [ edit ] [Images of the erupting volcano are followed by onlookers watching the spectacle.
Guys, get out of the way! That's why you're dying! And then tragedy struck — we ran out of stock footage! Looks like a farmhouse up ahead. Maybe we can get some water up there. Also, I'd like to save those two bottles of beer. Joel, Crow , Servo: I'll just move this high-voltage power line with, uh, this piece of metal.
Let me dip it in water first. Hey, it's Dale Evans, and I thought she was stuffed! Velazco reviews their situation. But we have a few advantages against this enemy. First— Servo [as Velazco]: We can run fast. Plus, we have the daylight hours to try to find and destroy it.
Secondly, they're somewhat slow and lethargic. And we have giant foot pincers! Uh, no, wait — that's the scorpion's good point.
Now, if you'll look out the left side of your train, you'll see the right side of the train… Servo [as Scorpion]: Scorpions just love trains. Uh, we at Amtrak would like to apologize for any inconvenience it might have caused… This rarely ever happens.
Season 2 [ edit ] Rocketship X-M [ edit ] Lisa: How do we stand on fuel now? Joel [as Tooter Turtle]: Crow [as Other Astronaut]: Servo [as King Arthur]: I don't wanna be an astronaut anymore! We gotta get outta here, Scooby! Dreezle drazzle drozzle drome!
Time for zis vun to come home! Look, thanks for the rocks, here's some bullets. Nothing more depressing than being locked in a capsule watching a movie about people dying in a capsule. Yeah, why couldn't you just show us Marooned? We couldn't get it! The Sidehackers [ edit ] [Rommel and Rita roll around in some grass while the scene fades using a white-out effect] Joel: It was about that time the Duke boys decided they'd show ol' Boss Hogg just what sidehackin' was all about.
Why can't I reach you? There's a ladder in the way. Not a good brother He hit Big Jake! Jungle Goddess [ edit ] The Phantom Creeps, Chapter 1 short [ edit ] [Crow continues his Lugosi monologue about the actors as the credits list the remaining players. I forget who did what here. I say, " Shoot the picture! Let God sort it out. Unless I'm crazy, it's kronotite. Of course, that wouldn't mean anything to you, either.
Kronotite is stuff that they use in the manufacture of atomic energy. Saps all your powers if you're a visitor from a foreign planet. No doubt about it. I'd stake my life on it. That's already in the kitty, Bob. White fascist getting smart? Catalina Caper [ edit ] Bob Draper: Hi, I'm Bob Draper. School must've assigned you a keeper. Heir to the potato chip fortune. Prince , I hope you're watching this! I think a certain teen idol is hopped up on goofballs!
His name is Angelo. He's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I feel a number coming on… Carol Connors: Hey, we better do something, and quick! All right, let's get things started with a toss-up question.
What three word slogan was coined during the Cold War as a schoolchild's best defense against an A-bomb attack? Uh, uh, uh, duck and cover? Could you state in the form of a desperate cry to God to save you from an unholy death, please? Is right for five points. Hard to believe that a group of civilized men could sit around and calmly discuss how to murder five or six million others. That's why we've got to crush them!
If we can't come up with something better within a reasonable time, this country is going to witness the most frightful disaster it has ever seen. You mean an actor becoming President? Joel [as voice on other end]: Hello, are you wearing rubber underwear? Did Lars give you the TNT? He gave me the T and the N, but not the other T. And I had the A.
It turned the Big Apple into apple sauce. Mather gets off the phone with his girlfriend. Aw, she's the ginchiest. Life does begin at Let's see… [groans] …ooh, that bursitis is really acting up today.
I'm gonna have to take a sweater. My legs are old, my teeth are grey… [The scene in the graveyard fades to a close-up of a desk] Crow: The Phantom Creeps, Chapter 3 short [ edit ] [Dr. Zorka shows the chauffeur the "source of his power," which looks like a patterned cube] Crow [as Bela Lugosi]: It's called a Rubiks Cube. Don't screw it up! Wild Rebels [ edit ] [Outside a bar, a scruffy motorcycle gang with skulls-and-crossbones on their jackets dismount and enter.
Hey, those guys are marked clearly as poison. If you take these bikers internally, do not induce vomiting. Nah, the movie'll do that for you. An epa— oh, that Genesis album? You beat the stuffing out of three preppies and given away the girl, but before the day is through, you'll take enough drugs to kill a horse. Now, it's Miller Time! Not this way, man, my mom will see me! Lost Continent [ edit ] [A quick shot of a rocket on a launch pad.
Aw, I could've had a V8! Aren't you coming with us? Crow [as Native Girl]: Me no got lead sarong. No one ever come back from home of god! Joel [as Native Girl]: Besides, you guys not see woman in long time. The Hellcats [ edit ] Biker: Is that like Mack the Knife? No, I think it's about a dog that changed its name. The loss of life, or any disabling injury to a war worker, means a definite setback to our war plan.
If you kill yourself here, you can't kill them over there. Sounds like Commissioner Fudd. Would you wake up?! You can't see it fwom here, but my towso is fused to a bwock of gwanite. Now here's an intersection near where Joe lived. No stop signs, the kind of place where nobody bothered to stop or slow down It made you feel happy. Here comes someone from one direction and Let's watch the fun! The joke will be on Joe! As the cars approach each other, he plugs his ears, and closes his eyes tightly just before impact.
Well, I guess he can't be a witness King Dinosaur movie [ edit ] [Two "scientists" are watching a "menacing" iguana T. Oh Ralph, what is it?! First Spaceship on Venus [ edit ] [Brinkman runs up to Dr. Sumiko, a female Asian crewmember, before the flight. I will as soon my lawyer gets here.
Yeah, you used to be a Swedish man! A rockslide showers Brinkman and Sumiko. Hey, where's Steve McQueen when you need him? Sikarna gives a long boring exposition] Crow: Well, that's very interesting, but does it belong in the script?
Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy! On shore, Goro glances at Jinkawa. Hey, you're in no position to make demands, kid! Guess a rocket is standard picnicking equipment in Japan, isn't it?
Well, let's go on a picnic. Let's see, we got our food, beverages, and 50 feet of uncoiled rope… [Goro, Jinkawa, and Rok-san return to the laboratory. Our most valuable resource? And he's dancing like he's never danced before! He's a steel town boy on a Saturday They've just created Jennifer Beals. I can't believe I'm in a model of Saigon. Isn't that Jet Jaguar there? It's a pity we can't send Jet Jaguar to go and get Godzilla! Yeah, it's a pity we can't kill you and get away with it! Hey, is there an ethical question about taking a little kid on a dangerous mission?
I know I should be excited and scared and all, but I -- all I can think of is sweaty Japanese guys He's got a foreign object! He is a foreign object! I have come here to chew sushi and kick butt. And I'm all out of sushi. The latter stands over him, gloating. You will bow down before me, Jet Jaguar! Do you expect me to talk? I expect you to die! Oh, very good, guys. Uh, kind of a James Bond thing there.
Nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah! Your father was a lizard! Your mother was an A-bomb! Your uncle was a robot! Godzilla is either breaking the laws of physics, or he's throwing around an empty rubber suit! Thanks for leveling our country! Yeah, sure, you control me I'll be home crushing your house! Whadda ya think I am, Tippi Hedren? James Bond is back as the spy with the biggest crab claw you've ever seen in your life!
Season 3 [ edit ] Cave Dwellers [ edit ] [The movie credits show: How much Keefe is in this movie? Oh, Miles O' Keefe! Man's destiny is predetermined.
Oh, he's a Calvinist! Mila is able to run away, so they follow chase. You idiot, we don't even have a doe license! Let's see now, there's a superball and half a peanut and a length of kite string and a carpenter's saw. What would MacGyver do? After the time of the Great Forming, there was a time when the world was populated by wild, cruel, and ignorant men. Oh, you mean the '80s.
He never killed, uh, that big a puppet before. These must be the "Cave Dwellers"! Yes ladies and gentlemen, thirty-five minutes into the film and we finally have our first plot point! I don't believe it — they were too cheap to hire villains in this movie. Hey, it's not slimy at all! That's 'cause it's made out of velour. Just cut the wires, Ator!
I have slipped the surly bounds of Earth and touched the hand of God! This is a little ridiculous. Okay, so… he kills a deer, he tans the hides, he stretches the skins, he makes an anodized aluminum frame, he learns how to extrude and weld… all in about five minutes, huh? Message for you, sir! Oh, he also made bombs while he was up there.
Looks like he's gonna carpet-bomb. Oh, he's landing in the outback now. How'd he do that? How'd I do that? Well, I s'pose he's got a tank in the courtyard, now. Yeah, and it's made out of coconuts. Gamera [ edit ] [Gamera's beady eyes watch Kenny as he flees from the rocky sea cliff. Those kids at school — they tease you, Kenny. Because they['ve] never tasted hell. Today, we turn the tables! Oh, it's Tibby's burial mound.
It's not- Stop it! Joel, tell him to stop! What are you worried about? Tibby's long dead, Tom. I ha- [sobbing] I can't take this, this is terrible! Come on back, come on. Murase and the General. He's good, he's good! Let's listen to what Kenny has to say! It might be a mistake. Maybe we shouldn't use those missiles. It's the only way to kill that monster.
Because Kenny said so. There's going to be a special conference later this evening at the university, during which Dr. Hidaka will talk to high-ranking officers Gamera seems able to resist attacks by all offensive weapons known to us. Therefore, I am forced to admit there may be even greater catastrophes ahead.
The city is off-limits to civilians. Not even the press is allowed to enter the area. Kenny, however, is free to move about. Pod People [ edit ] [Dr.
Forrester and TV's Frank explain the benefits of their invention: For example, say you're at a karaoke bar. Now, what happens when someone gets on stage and wants to sing Your movie today is Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with hurting! It was a dark and stormy night. I'd taken a creative writing class. What the hell is that? Oh, what is he, an L. Rick smiles and gives the "okay" sign, but then quickly frowns. Oh, terrific — we were saved by the gates of Hell.
Hey, what is it about the gates of Hell that compels people to wander into 'em? It's because of Smuckers raspberry preserves. And what's he going to do, borrow a cup of sugar from Satan? The forest sounds include synthesized musical chirps. Hey, it's a Casio forest. They parked next to a data stream. I'm on the milk carton! You know what "play" means, Trumpy? Yes, it's where I break you in half. The pieces go together.
Oh, if only this film were so lucky. They got Wild Kingdom on the telescope. You can do magic things! It's called "evil", kid. Hey, he's got his high-beams on. He's got Bette Davis eyes. Molly solemnly leads them back out. Well, your breakfast is getting cold, and she's not getting any warmer. Meanwhile, in another movie? Tommy, can you hear me? Joel [as Tommy's mother]: Can you feel me near you? Joel has made a skit about the 'Magic' scene, with Servo and Crow suspended on wires, ascending and descending wildly and awkwardly Joel: I can't bring them down!
I don't know how it works! Oh, we've got commercial sign!! Tonight on Music from The Hearts of Space, we'll go on a cosmic joyride with some space music by various bay area artists. Then it's Yanni with SnoreMaster of Trafalgamar.
Then a synthesized interplanetary salute to Perry Como. At the end of the hour, we'll have information about the types of sedatives used by tonight's artists, on Music Barugon [ edit ] [A scorpion slowly crawls on Kawajiri as he maniacally celebrates the opal's discovery.
Death, where is thy sting? Stranded in Space [ edit ] Time of the Apes [ edit ] [As the humans climb hand-over-hand under a bridge, Caroline knocks a small chunk of wood into the river. My piece of wood! It died so that we might live. Don't worry, we're with you. We're doomed, but with you. Try and move faster than the plot! Oh, like you know where you're going!
The tree's having a seizure! Daddy-O [ edit ] Alphabet Antics short [ edit ] [The letter A for "Airplane" is represented by a herd of cows boarding an airplane. I know I'm going to sit next to one of these people. D is for damned, as in " Village Of ". You vill dance with me, Eva! One of them looks to the camera. I want a Clark bar. I is for Ike. A large balloon in the shape of an ice cream cone is seen] Joel: Elvis has ordered an ice cream cone.
And there's Elvis now. Ah, and there's Louie Anderson. O is for once O is for "Once"? What, was there a writer's strike? O is for the obscene treatment of animals. P is for PETA, who's boycotting this. P is for plagiarism from Ogden Nash! Hey, these are all boys! Hey, there's Jack Klugman and Tony Randall! U is for upchuck that comes from below. X is for Xmas X is for existential dilemma. Yeah, well, Y is for Yanni , as far as I'm concerned.
Y is the chemical symbol for heavy metals that the fish is full of! I hope we've touched you with a little bit of our evilness. Daddy-O movie [ edit ] [Upon seeing title of movie] Crow: Must be Harry O 's father. Nobody walks out on me.
I'm Charles Foster Kane! You see it doesn't matter how slow I go, I'll catch him; my son's the editor. Let's eat some butter. It's made of butter.
Gaos [ edit ] [During an establishing shot of a farm, a cow moos. Welcome to this week's edition of Eat the Press. The Amazing Colossal Man [ edit ] [Glen Manning runs to rescue a pilot who crashed near an imminent nuclear bomb test.
Joel and the bots pretend to be voices in Glen's head. It's not worth it! Glen, this is your mother. If you stop, I'll make your favorite dish. All I know is I just don't want to grow anymore. I'm a Toys 'R Us kid. I don't want to grow anymore! I'm a Toys 'R Us kid! He'll be the biggest guy by a dam site!
Suzie thinks she doesn't need a seatbelt. Let's watch Suzie go ballistic, through the windshield. Then, Joyce Carol Oates will be out to read from her wonderous new work of fiction, her… first novel in well over a month.
Then… Peter, Paul, and Mary will be out to… give us a wonderous rendition from one of the songs off their scintillating new album. Then Hume Cronyn [and] Jessica Tandy will be out to tell us… some poignant stories of the joys and sorrows of being… really, really… horribly old. Joel , Crow , Servo: This is the chase, Rocky and Ken!
Go to the lumber yard! That's how you get a board! It Conquered the World [ edit ] Snow Thrills short [ edit ] [Bobsledding wipeouts are shown in the cavalcade of snow sports.
Boy, all this just to talk to Jim McKay. And "shiing" is the correct pronunciation, they tell us! Yeah, well, you're full of skit.
Srosh-country shee-ing amid skeens of winter magnifishence in Sanada's shnow-sovered playgrounschs. I'm sorry, Tom — I can't bring myself to believe what you're saying. Servo [as Tom Anderson]: Then gimme back my cocktail. It's been years since anyone's believed me. Crow [as Tom Anderson]: Anderson explains to Dr. Nelson about his connection to the alien behind the shortage. A personal friend of yours? The days when people made fun of me are over, girl. You will bow down before me! He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature… and, because of it, the greatest in the universe.
He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And when men seek such perfection… they find only death… fire… loss… disillusionment… the end of everything that's gone forward.
Men have always sought an end to the toil and misery, but it can't be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside — from man himself. Guiron [ edit ] [The movie credits show: Here comes old flattop George Harrison will sue you!
Kids' brains always taste better when they've been thinking about donuts. Hey, what happened to my hair? The space aliens did it, they're cannibals! They ate my hair? I'm gonna grow up to break up The Beatles! She walks away, crestfallen. Good afternoon, I've come to pick up Tom.
I see, well where did they go? Does Tomoko know anything about it? No, and there's no use to ask her I'm gonna jump, don't try to stop me! Servo, Crow, and Joel: So he just have run away knowing that you were coming to pick him up. That provides me with interest, and for that, I thank you! If you wouldn't mind please, let him stay.
Servo [as Tom's Mother]: I'll pick him up when he's 21, thank you! Thanks, but I'm in a hurry. Hello, and thank you! Thank you for going. Oh send him to Harvard, will you? Shut up and keep driving! I wish to be the first to be crushed! Using Your Voice short [ edit ] Professor Bueller: Did you know that everyday someone loses a sale Now, remember these three points: Oh, and you must have a wire rack. Well, uh, the fact is, we, uh, we spent, er, many nights in the, uh, um, well Crow [as Man 1]: Now, let's look at another typical example.
This man is wearing a push-up bra. Now he is pleasing. Funny ting happem up dere 't da station, See, A wash sittin dere waitin' for d'fellas when Crow [as Man 2]: Duh, I was under da bleachers at da ball game, and dat's when da cop chased me 'n' asked me what I was doin' I shaid mishter, ah shaid mishter, dis, dis ishn't your seat, see ah' been sittin' here whol' lot longer 'n' you sheem t' think ah have, and Many of his listeners won't be able to understand him, and those that do So that's what happened to him!
Is this a— Servo: No, no, no— S-F-X, Joel. We'll scuttle the story and run her aground. We'll try so hard to slow the plot down! Ohhh, we'll make you a movie that's long and immense. Way hey, slow the plot down! Inside the jewel, Cain learned he was an avatar for Cyttorak.
As such, the otherworldly entity sought to assume control of Juggernaut's form. But Cain, through sheer force of will, destroyed the evil god and returned to Earth, stronger than ever, but unable to fully control his amplified abilities. Cyttorak was merely one of a pantheon of eight gods, all with earthbound avatars. These Exemplars enlisted the Juggernaut's aid in constructing a machine that would enslave the human race.
As the Exemplars tended to in their final preparations, Cain withdrew deep into himself, where he clashed with Cyttorak. Charles entered his stepbrother's mind to aid him in the battle, but the Exemplar known as Bedlam sensed his presence and expelled him. Still, Charles' short stay in Juggernaut's head had helped Cain regain control of his psyche. He then turned his attention to the avatars themselves, defeating each in turn. Juggernaut again was cast as a hero when the sentient spaceship Prosh escaped the confines of a Celestial prison, returned to Earth and dispatched a group of disparate beings on a journey through time to uncover the keys to preserving human evolution.
Juggernaut was shown that for all his physical strength, he long has lacked strength of character. Despite all his yearning for power, he has squandered his supernaturally enhanced abilities. When Prosh reassembled the members of his team in the present, they fought and defeated the enigmatic alien entity known as the Stranger , who sought to control the natural evolution of humans and mutants.
If not acquiring a new-found respect for life and human dignity, at least Juggernaut gained a better sense of understanding for the mutant plight. As the result of an undisclosed battle with Cyttorak, his patron deity, Cain lost most of the power of the Juggernaut.
Thereafter, Cain reconciled with Xavier and joined the X-Men. In an unusual turn for someone of Cain's personality, he immediately befriended several people at the mansion including a young mutant boy named Sammy Pare, a. Squidboy , who had a positive influence on him. Cain later allowed himself to be taken into custody and then had a one-night stand with She-Hulk , who as Jennifer Walters was representing him in his trial for all the crimes he had committed as a criminal.
It would turn out later that it was, in fact, an "Earth A" alternate of Ms. Amazingly, Cain was exonerated of all his crimes and allowed to go free despite having numerous outstanding felonies both at home and abroad. Later, Black Tom Cassidy resurfaced and Juggernaut joined his new Brotherhood of Mutants , with the intention of betraying the group and warning the X-Men when he had the chance. Squidboy stumbled upon the Brotherhood having a meeting and thinking that Juggernaut had betrayed the X-Men he became angry and started yelling.
Annoyed, Black Tom killed the boy. Furious with rage, Juggernaut tried to kill his former friend. When the Brotherhood were sucked into a black hole by the second Xorn , Juggernaut accompanied them to make sure Nocturne another mole would be safe if everyone survived and to make sure the Brotherhood didn't try to attack the mansion again. He ended up in Mojoworld and became the property of Mojo along with Nocturne.
To escape, Nocturne took control of Mojo's hench-woman, Spiral , and opened a portal to the X-Men's Danger Room , where they were reunited with the team.
This, however, was a trap set by Spiral, who was in more control of her body than thought, leaving a portal open to allow Mojo to cross over as well. Mojo turned the X-Men into X-Babies , but they managed to overpower his forces anyway. Juggernaut still felt extremely guilty about Squidboy's death, and how the boy's last words were that he hated him.
He wondered if he should remain a child, this being his chance to start over with a clean slate, but Storm comforted him and convinced him not to.
The X-Men were re-aged, and Juggernaut remained with the team. In the wake of House of M , in which the majority of the mutant population has lost their powers, Juggernaut joined the new Excalibur grouping in London. Cain was among the various teams of X-Men attempting to protect Professor Xavier from the wrath of the Incredible Hulk. Though Cain had recently come into possession of the gem of Cyttorak, he was still unable to call forth his full power during his first battle with the Hulk and was quickly defeated.
Cyttorak himself appeared before Cain and explained that Cain himself was the cause of his own weakness. Cyttorak intended for Cain to use the powers granted to him to fulfill his own selfish desires and needs and not for heroic purposes. Cain finally accepted his role as Cyttorak's avatar to it's fullest extent and regained his full power. He challenged the Hulk once more and the Hulk was unable to defeat him once again. As Cain continued to push the Hulk back, the Hulk used his cunning to use Cain's own momentum and near-unstoppable movement against him, which briefly removed him from the field of battle long enough for the Hulk to escape.
Shortly afterward, Cain refused all of Xavier's attempts to thank him. Before leaving, he gave Xavier a warning not to send anyone to try to find him. Cain later engaged Skaar , the son of the Hulk, in a fight, being ultimately defeated and launched into orbit.
Cain was later found unconscious by Spider-Man. Spider-Man had no idea who did this and then the government arrive and transported him to a prison. When Spider-Man went to the facility to ask the Juggernaut who did this to him, a new Captain Universe broke into the room and claimed he was there to slay the Juggernaut.
When he insisted on trying to kill Juggernaut instead of fixing the tectonic plates beneath New York City, the Uni-Power left Nguyen and entered the Juggernaut. The Juggernaut, as Captain Universe, repaired the damage to the tectonic plates that was caused by him during the same rampage that ruined Nguyen's life.
When the Serpent was freed by Skadi , he called seven hammers to Earth. The Juggernaut was transformed by one of these hammers into one of the Worthy: Kuurth, Breaker of Stone.
He then heavily damaged the Raft , allowing many prisoners to escape before flying away. After this, Cain, now Kuurth, attacked a petrol station 60 miles from San Francisco, gaining an ally who he possessed. As Kuurth continued towards San Francisco, he met with the police force on the highway who attempted to stop his rampage.
After Kuurth's ally gained the influence of the anti mutant protesters, Marko was directly attacked by the first wave of X-Men, Cyclops, Shadowcat , Colossus and Iceman. While Colossus managed to crack Kuurth's helmet, he was unsuccessful in removing the helmet, which needed to be done to allow Emma Frost to telepathically control him. This team was later joined by Magneto, who was unable to stop Kuurth's hammer using his magnetism, being saved from death by an interfering Kitty Pryde.
Cain couldn't be stopped by the first team and so was next attacked by an aerial force consisting of Angel, Cannonball, Storm and Dazzler.
During this time, Hope Summers had absorbed almost every X-Man's power and battled Marko, managing to remove his helmet before collapsing.
Emma Frost then tried to take control of his mind but was overpowered by Kuurth and his ally. During the last battle between the Avengers and the Worthy, Kuurth was defeated by Wolverine using his Uru armor, and lost his hammer when the Serpent was killed by Thor. After losing his hammer and blessing of Cyttorak, Cain was re-imprisoned in the Raft. He was later confronted by a pair of guards, who taunted him for the loss of his powers.
John Walker , the warden appeared, admonishing the guards and dismissing them. He then offered Cain his former spot on the Thunderbolts. Man-Thing managed to use his access to the Nexus of All Realities to teleport to this Earth a Cyttorak from another universe in which Marko was dead, thus becoming Juggernaut once more.
This power was revealed to be temporary however, and Cain soon lost the blessing. Fellow Thunderbolt Man-Thing offered to send Cain and the other Thunderbolts to a location of their choice. Cain chose a place with a lot of open landscape for him to roam in before the powers of the Juggernaut left him completely. While the Juggernaut's powers eventually left him, Cain still retained some level of super strength.
He relocated to a farm in Utah , where he lived peacefully and, at some point, heard that Charles Xavier had died. When Cyttorak sent his gem back to Earth to find a new host for him, Cain was one of the many individuals throughout the world who heard its call. Determined to destroy the gem, he took various weapons and contracted Vanisher to take him to the Temple of Cyttorak in Thailand , where the gem rested.
They arrived just as the X-Men and many others were fighting for the gem. As Vanisher teleported away, Cain battled the mercenaries there and knocked Man-Killer out of the temple. He turned his attention to the X-Men afterwards, attacking them and demanding them to admit that they killed his brother. Cain only stopped attacking them when Northstar told him that it was Cyclops who had killed Xavier.
Cain was about to destroy the gem, which he had just found, when he was attacked by Colossus, who also wanted to destroy the gem, but thought he wanted its power for himself. They battled until the Living Monolith claimed both the gem and the power of Juggernaut for himself. While Abdol showed off his newfound powers, Marko stayed behind with the X-Men as they tried to figure out a way to defeat the new Juggernaut.
Colossus eventually came with the idea of calling Cyttorak to strike a deal with him. Once in front of the Crimson Demon, Colossus defied him to give him enough power to kill even him himself and they would fight to the death, but he instead gave it to Marko, who became Juggernaut once again. With more power than ever before, Marko defeated Abdol.
Although he had enough power to kill Cyttorak, Cain only wanted to kill the man who killed his brother: The X-Men tried to stop him, but he easily defeated them. He was then confronted by Colossus, who tried to remind him that he wanted to destroy the gem, but Cain didn't listen. Juggernaut easily punched him miles away and attacked him again, but Colossus managed to trick him into destroying the ground he stood on and Cain fell off a cliff, being buried alive by the ground he had destroyed.
Marko eventually managed to dig himself out of it. The Juggernaut resurfaced once more, aiding his old friend Black Tom Cassidy in dealing with the young time-and-universally-displaced X-Men. Upon spotting Cyclops , Marko went on a rampage, vowing revenge against him, mistaking him for the older Cyclops.
Realizing that Juggernaut's rampage would endanger the boat they were on along with the crew and passengers, Beast was forced to use dark magic to send the Juggernaut to Siberia via a portal through Hell , something Cyclops wasn't happy about.
Eventually making his way to Manhattan , the Juggernaut attacked the Xavier Institute for Mutant Education and Outreach in the hopes of getting revenge on the young X-Men, unaware that they didn't reside there anymore. Following his defeat at the hands of the older Iceman ,  the Juggernaut was accidentally summoned to the Avengers Mansion alongside the Cyttora by Doctor Voodoo of the Avengers Unity Division.
After Quicksilver 's recklessness almost got Synapse killed, Doctor Voodoo commanded the Cyttora to seal the Juggernaut inside his own armor and banished him.
Becoming Cyttorak's champion on Earth again, Juggernaut joined the cannibalistic Disciples of Cyttorak. When Thor invaded their temple to reclaim the Warlock's Eye , an ancient weapon of mind control that fell to Earth following Asgardia 's destruction, the Juggernaut opposed him for the weapon could be used by the cult to conquer the whole world for their master.
It took all of Thor's newly created enchanted hammers to put the Juggernaut down. The Crimson Gem of Cyttorak bonds to the user's soul and makes him the Avatar of Cytorrak, an Exemplar, by giving him this new body.
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